Here’s how I put on a happy face. I do it by blogging away all my grim thoughts, including the stuff I read in the news.

Yesterday I read about this situation they got in Siberia. What they’re calling a little “accident” at a research center.

The Irkutsk Anti-Plague Research Institute of Siberia and the Far East is a major Russian public health facility primarily tasked with monitoring, researching, and preventing outbreaks of high-risk bacterial and viral infections across Siberia and Russia’s Far East.

So what was the accident?

A lab worker at the institute, Daria Shipilova, 28, dropped a test tube. She died within a week. Russians say the Plague virus killed her. So there’s nothing to worry about. The Plague is slow spreading. Responds well to Anti-Biotics. I don’t know. If it responds so well to anti-biotics why’d she die? Then they changed the story. Said she died of “pneumonia of unknown etiology” Frankly? I bet those nasty Russians are cooking up some biological warfare disease….wipe out the Ukrainians, then spread the shit our way. I bet that’s what’s going on. Okay…put on a happy face! What’s the worse than could happen? Everybody, all my friends and relatives, will die of the Plague. Most of them anyway. Because they’re landlubbers. Me, I live on a boat. I think I’m safe on my boat…

Not that boat.

This boat:

The Double Lotus. That means real lucky!

I’ll just hang out on my boat.

Kick back and read the papers. Wait a minute. There won’t be any papers. I’ll read my Bible. Do I own a Bible? Well, I’ll find something to read. I’ll just kick back on my boat, happy as a clam…

Here at this lonely marina.

Why’s it lonely? It’s lonely cuz it just occurred to me, most people have boats down here don’t live on their boats. They live in houses like all the other landlubbers dead from the Russian Plague. Only a few of us are still alive because…because why?…because we’re floating…so in that respect, this will be a lonely marina Post Disease Apocalypse.

I’ll be all alone with myself and the few other people who live on their boats. People I don’t much like. I’ll need to band together with them for survival. I guess I could hang out with my neighbor and her two dogs. I like her and her dogs, kinda.

Still, all my friends and relatives will be dead.

Put on a happy face!

We’re all gonna be dead sooner than later anyway. Why not just get it over with now and be done with it.

Grey skies are gonna clear up!

Like my pal Rel Render told me in the comment section of my last blog post, I need to lighten up.

Think how much better off the world’s gonna be without all these people charging around, shoving into each other, making trouble for everybody else.

Like this guy for instance.

He’ll be gone. That’s right! Donald Trump will be among those killed by the Russian Biological Warriors.

Put on a happy face!!!!!

And you know what? I don’t even know if it doesn’t serve him right to be among those wiped out by the Plague Virus. I mean, he’s been talking some real awful shit lately. Like at that rally he held yesterday or the day before where he said maybe the Iranians could wipe out L.A. and San Diego. Come on man! I was born in San Diego. I don’t really think Trump oughta be inviting the Iranians to wipe out my home town…and all of L.A. for that matter…just because they got a lot of Democrats living there. I mean, come on! A U.S. President saying shit like that. It’s almost too much to believe. But it’s in the news!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what the Trumpys are saying about now. They’re saying, “You got Trump Derangement Syndrome! You don’t get it. You don’t get he was joking. This is how he jokes around. He’s not serious. He’s just owning the Liberals. This is why he always wins. He jokes around about wiping out Democrats and shit and you Lefties take him seriously. Why can’t you LIGHTEN UP!”

Put on a happy face!

Cuz gray skies are gonna clear up.

I guarantee it!