The Wizz Kid Thinks He’s A Good Guy!

The Wizz Kid Thinks He’s A Good Guy!

Pope Francis met with Vice President Vance at the Vatican on Sunday, an encounter that lasted a few minutes.
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The Wizz Kid meets the Pope

J.D. Vance traveled to Rome to meet the Pope.

Maybe he thought he could talk Francis into some shit. School him, as it were. Bring around the old dude to his point of view. Lecture him on what it means to be a good person.

Vance and the leader of the world’s 1.4bn Roman Catholics differ sharply when it comes to the issue of migration. In February, Francis – who has made caring for migrants a hallmark of his papacy – warned that the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts and other policies cracking down on immigration, were driving a “major crisis” that “damages the dignity of men and women”. In a letter to US bishops, Francis also appeared to respond to Vance directly for having claimed that Catholic doctrine justified such policies. Vance, who acknowledged the pontiff’s criticism, has said he would continue to defend his views. While he did not address the issue specifically during an appearance at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in Washington in February, Vance called himself a “baby Catholic” and acknowledged there were “things about the faith that I don’t know”. The Guardian

A baby Catholic???

Things about the faith he doesn’t know???

The Wizz Kid implies HUMILITY and COMPASSION are subjects he can learn by cramming for a Religious Bar Exam.

This is how a Wizz Kid thinks. Salvation and Piety are things he believes he can consume like everything else on his journey of consumption. People and things fall before him. His intellect is an eating machine. He takes, eats, generates radioactive waste. He’s a Black Hole, friends!

Large black holes have such strong gravity they can destroy stars that pass too close to them, and suck in the leftover material. Image via NASA/CXC/M.Weiss.

This is what happens when a deep field of toxic indeed rancidly toxic dark matter comes in contact with a beacon of light. The dark hole consumes the light.

Is there a place where the light triumphs?

I’m feeling bad for the Pope. Among the best Popes we ever had.

Frankly? I’m not a Catholic. So what would I know? I can’t pretend to know a good Pope from a bad Pope. I do know a bit about Humility and Compassion. The late Pope had both in abundance. I believe the world lost one of the best today.

Meanwhile, this nasty little cancer of a vice president we’re stuck with on this side of the globe, will continue to believe he’s part of the light he consumes. This is how a Wizz Kid thinks. He thinks he’s a nice guy. He really does. That’s what’s scary about all these people who serve the Prince Of Darkness. They believe they are doing good!

US President Donald Trump bows his head in prayer during a cabinet meeting at the White House in Washington, DC, on February 26, 2025. Also pictured, L-R, Secretary of Health and Human Services nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and House and Urban Development Secretary Scott Turner. (Photo by Jim WATSON / AFP) (Photo by JIM WATSON/AFP via Getty Images)

The Prince of Darkness

Now friends, you can bet your ass the Prince Of Darkness has no illusions concerning his own character. He’s evil to his toes and he knows it. He enjoys it. He revels in it. Soon as he got the news the Pope passed away, he chuckled to himself. He said a little prayer of hate. Something like, “serves the bastard right for criticizing my policies. I always win. He shoulda known that. How could he not know that. Everybody knows that. I’ll just hold off making a statement of condolences. After all, he was the Socialist Pope. Serves his ass right. My followers will agree. Ha, ha…he, he…I’m the baddest motherfucker you’ll ever meet! That’s for damned sure…now somebody bring me a diet coke!”

Trump’s followers are so brain dead by now they actually believe the Prince Of Darkness is a divine figure sent by our father in heaven to mark the second coming. To announce the time of trials and tribulation.

Shit. It almost makes sense.

The man just keeps winning. He always wins.

While his followers bask in his success

Like, for example, my girlfriend Joan.

Basking in all the winning her MAGA crowd is relishing.

(BTW…I snapped this shot of her sitting below the photo of the depression era bum. Yeah, that’s right. Snapped it deliberately. Because, well, the urge just struck me.)

Why is it MAGA people actually believe they are doing good deeds?

Has the world gone completely insane?

Yes, it has.

3 thoughts on “The Wizz Kid Thinks He’s A Good Guy!

  1. A day after Vance meets the pontiff, the Pope dies. Enoug to make one believe in the power of evil, To Heaven with Pepe Frrancis and to Hell with Vance. I try not too judge people by their looks,,,,,,but take a close gander at Vance’s mug There is a sickly smugnesss at home behind that beard,

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