BREAKING NEWS…13 March 2026….A US Marine expeditionary unit (MEU) of roughly 2,200 Marines is being dispatched to the Middle East on three navy ships, ABC News reports, citing two unnamed US officials.

The U.S. is deploying the Marines and three amphibious warships from Japan to the Middle East, led by the Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group: USS Tripoli (LHA-7) USS San Diego (LPD-22) USS New Orleans (LPD-18) The deployment includes roughly 20 F-35B Lightning II. The USS Tripoli and the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit are based out of Sasebo and Okinawa, Japan.

Huh…

Okay. So I’m reading this bit of news. And the first thing I’m thinking, I’m thinking WTF is a amphibious assault ship? So I look it up:

An amphibious assault ship (AAS) is a specialized naval vessel designed to launch, support, and sustain ground troops in hostile territory, functioning as the center of an amphibious ready group. These large, multi-mission ships feature full-length flight decks for helicopters and VTOL aircraft, alongside “well decks” to deploy landing craft and hovercraft. 

Okay…so they’re sending a ship to the middle east…a ship designed to support ground troops. Okay, I get that part. But what exactly is a Marine Amphibious Assault group?

A Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU)—formerly known as a Marine Amphibious Unit—is a rapid-response, sea-based Air-Ground Task Force (MAGTF) of roughly 2,200 Marines and Sailors. It serves as a forward-deployed, flexible force operating from Navy amphibious ships, prepared to launch quick strikes, special operations, or humanitarian aid within hours.

Well…I’m still trying to figure this out. Lucky for me the stuff I’m reading includes pictures. I’m good with pictures. Lets see what they got.

Got some troops climbing off landing craft. Just like they did on D day back in WW2…

Hmmm….looks like a shit load of troops lined up on shore. They got back packs full of shit like maybe they plan to do some serious camping.

They got them old attack choppers ready to deploy….just like they had em in Saigon and DaNang.

This is looking to me like some serious shit.

I wondered where they’re heading? Did somebody mention the Middle East? Yeah. That’s where they’re headed. But where exactly in the Middle East? If I had to make a wild guess, I’d say they’re probably headed somewhere near the Straight Of Hormuz.

Sounds to me kinda like old Trumpy is putting BOOTS ON THE GROUND in his Jeffrey Epstein war!

Yeah, looks like we’re hitting the beach with the Marines.

We’ll see what those EYE RAINIANS are made of. My guess is those fanatical fuckers are gonna be just as bad if not worse than the Japanese were on IWO JIMA. We lost  4,678 American soldiers on Iwo Jima. 18,000 casualties. How many did the Japanese lose? Of the roughly 21,000 to 22,000 Japanese defenders on Iwo Jima, nearly all were killed, with estimates ranging between 18,500 and 21,000 deaths. Only 216 Japanese soldiers were taken prisoner during the 36-day battle, which lasted from February 19 to March 26, 1945, representing an almost total annihilation of the garrison.

The Japanese were tough. Real tough. And the Iranians, more pointedly, the Revolutionary Guard? How tough are they? From all indications, very tough. Brutal. Fanatical. Eager to die for Allah! Just ask the Iraqi’s, who had to fight em…

Boots on the ground

My only wish is that Pete Hegseth, our Secretary Of War, will be in the first wave of the ground assault in Iran. Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio and especially Scott Bessant, our Treasury Secretary (cuz he’s a tough fucker) and Howard Nut Lick, and who else? Well…how about old Trumpy himself? The dude who dodged the draft so effectively back when broke players were getting blown to shit in Vietnam. Put him out there in front of the pack. Where he can use his mouth to fend off drone attacks. Now I’m thinking about it, why don’t we send the whole god damned cabinet onto the sands of Iran? All the Trumpy ass kissers. Put em all out there in the first wave.

This is my wish.

I don’t pray for it. I dream about it.

If only my dream would come true!