Killer Robots
San Francisco board of supervisors (a liberal body) approved the use of explosive wielding robot cops to be used under extraordinary circumstances. I don’t know what that means. Extraordinary circumstances. I kinda think it means the cops are sending the robot after you because you’re a threat to society. They got you surrounded. You’re sitting on the toilet, reading Chekov, picking your nose, when a voice calls out, “Surrender!” You don’t have time to wipe your ass. The explosion rips…