We’re headed down, down, down into a Recession, folks.

Harry Enten Says it all

Then they bring on Kevin O’Leary to sugar coat the situation.

Kevin O’Leary’s got a stake in the game. He’s an investor. He’d be a complete idiot to not sugar coat the situation. So he does his best to spread the sugar.

He puts on his game face and does a fair sprinkling act. He’s good. He’s very good.

But he doesn’t quite pull it off…

It’d take a Mutha Fuggin Svengali to turn this freshly laid pile of dog shit into strawberry pie.

Dog Shit created by—no way!—Donald Trump.

That’s right, folks.

the situation is NO BUENO...

Yeah, but let’s take a moment here to look on the bright side

The Price of Walk-In Tubs has dropped.

The Pope’s getting a hell of a send off. I dig the Vatican guard uniforms.

Apes are our closest relatives…biologically speaking. That’s a positive thing, isn’t it? If you don’t think that’s a positive thing, let me know. I’m trying to look on the bright side, okay?

Donald Trump plans to fire J.D. Vance, then hire this guy as his new VICE, then retire from office. He’s tired and wants to play more golf. This guy, Pete Heg-something, will be our new President. Check out his determined glare!

Maybe we could get this guy to play him in the Movies.

Or the other way around.

Either way would work.

But on a more serious note

The Democratic Party has found a fresh face. A charismatic leader. But more importantly, a man determined to fight hard to uphold the Constitution and honor the Rule Of Law.

Listen. You can’t get better than this guy.

He’s a proven quality.

What else?

I’m trying to stay dry in this downpour of grim news.

Wait a minute…is it raining?

It’s not raining.

That’s positive!

What else is Positive?

The Drifters!