I’m Not A Robot!

I’m Not A Robot!

Don’t hit me with those Negative Waves

I’m with Odd Job.

I can’t take any more of this Trump shit.

I’m not a robot. I don’t gotta to click that button to get past TRUMP…

Okay, so we got a deranged President talking out his ass. Nonstop. Day in, day out. We got millions of stupid people running around with little red hats on. Worshipping his ass. We got a world circling the drain.

So what am I supposed to do about it?

Nothing I can do.

I’m nothing but an old dude.

Living out my old dude life. Nothing I can do. Granted, I’m not the only old dude out there who despises Trump. There’s a few of us out there. But let’s look at it soberly.

Too many people like this guy.

White people for Trump!

Seventy Million people voted for Trump. Like the guy above in the Brick Suit.

What kind of a dude wears a brick suit?

But the real question is, why do so many of these people adore Trump? Especially those who like him even though it’s plainly against their best interests to like him? I don’t know. Maybe it’s cuz they see him as a Mythic Figure! A man of the people. A man for the ages. A man of Myths. Like this guy.

Too bad we don’t have a decent Hero to counter the Trump Myth. Somebody even more Mythic than Trump. Somebody who represents the bulk of the people Trumpy is currently Oppressing.

No luck there.

We’re stuck instead with this guy.

Chuck Schumer.

He’s kind of a weak fish.

You can’t even make lemonade with him….

Who else?

This guy once had potential..

Hakeem Jeffries, standing beside weak fish Chuck Schumer

That’s right. The Congressional Minority Leader. I used to think he had some balls.

Then he goes and votes in favor of a Congressional Resolution honoring the White Supremist Bigot Charley Kirk. I mean, Hakeem is a Black Man! How low do you gotta bow down onto your belly in this crazy bend-the-knee world???? Hakeem Jeffries, of all people. It’s kind of a crying shame. If it wasn’t so pathetic.

Wait a minute! Guess what old Trumpy just did?

Just now he got up in front of virtually all of our world allies and lectured to the crowd on how to do shit and get shit done….his way…the way of the great leader…a leader who never makes a mistake!

That’s right! He just got done vomiting lies to the UN general assembly…how he ended seven wars only it’s actually ten or eleven wars and then he lists them and it becomes twelve or maybe even fifteen wars and how he oughta get the Nobel Prize for ending all these wars…how he never gets nothin from the U.N. but a broke escalator and a busted teleprompter…how that’s all he gets…how he don’t care about the Nobel Prize only about saving people…how he’s always right about everything…how the U.S.A. just entered a golden age while Europe stinks…how he oughta really get a Nobel Prize now he’s thinking about it…and on and on and on and on and on…A thousand lies an hour…insulting our allies and embarrassing all of us…I’m not insulted and I’m not embarrassed cuz I get the Joke…I woulda enjoyed the joke more if he wore army fatigues, like Fidel Castro.

Fidel in his Prime!!!

That’s it. I’m done. I’m done being outraged by Donald Trump.

I don’t need to click I-accept-cookies to get past Trump. All I need to do is stop watching him or thinking about him.

How easy is that?

We’ll see…

2 thoughts on “I’m Not A Robot!

  1. True, Gloomy. In fact, I recently asked myself what human being has drawn my thoughts more than anyother in my llifetime? You already know: Trump, themold along the landscape of our iives, He keeps becomiing more chaotic, yet his followers keep marching along behind their Pied Piper..

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