Wearing Out Slow
The Big Mac has seen better days…
Kill The Matador
You will never win but sometimes you get even….
What The Friggin Hell Do I Want With A Corporate Logo?
If you been following me you know I drive a company car that I’ve been driving since it was new but over the last couple years, more or less, the owner of my company he went insane and killed his own company out of rage and neglect kind of like a formery compassionate dude strangles his own baby. It was sick how he did it. Now he’s a demented shell of himself running a scraping operation out of his warehouse….
Car Registration Renewal For Gloomy Is Always Dicey…
The DMV has machines!
Notes From A Dirty Old Earth Dude
Two attendees at a political rally somewhere on planet earth
The Rat Maze Universe
Normal type people are building Rat Mazes! They do it for a hobby. Everybody needs a hobby. I have hobbies. Like this Blog, for instance. Hobbies make you feel better about life. Sometimes though, my hobbies don’t work. I don’t feel better. I feel worse. I can’t concentrate. I get depressed. Things become weird. The older I get, the weirder everything seems…. It was supposed to be the other way around. I was supposed to get wiser and more serene…
The Only Straight Dude In The Neighborhood
Randall Handsome at 22. According to his facebook page.
The Geezer’s Paradox
Geezer Feet
How Bad Is Donald Trump?
It’s been tough trying to justify my girlfriend Joan’s Trumpiness. She honestly feels Donald Trump is a wonderful human being. She would like me to see him as a good person, too. I can’t. All I can do is put her allegiance to the Orange Dude, specifically her insistence on his “decency”, into some kind of perspective. My impression of the man: he’s Bad. Not bad like bad is good. Not the Hip definition of BAD. I’m talking the straight-up…
Attack Of The Killer Chihuahuas
I’m having a disturbing dream… Packs of Chihuahuas roam the streets. I’m watching them attack old people. Babies in strollers. Other larger dogs. Anything that offers a meal. kids escape the depraved dogs by crowding onto a yellow bus—trapping one hapless chihuahua in the folding door. This Old Man had been waiting in line to board the bus when the kids crowded in front of him. Now he’s screaming, “open the door! For God’s sake, let me in!” The driver…