Who designed this dude?

A Cliché

Here’s the deal. So the Mirror, a British Rag, asks Chatgpt to generate a cliché to describe the residents of each state in the good old U.S.A..

Here’s what the little prick came up with:

Nice!

The Chat dude gets it right…in general.

Floridians are crazy. New Jersey is connected to the Mob. People who think they’re cool live in Portland. Texas has all these cowboys slinging peacemakers. Everybody knows New Yorkers are rude.

It makes sense.

Except labeling Californians Superficial.

The Chat Prick got it wrong

I’m a Californian. Born and raised.

I’m laid back. I take it easy.

Does that make me superficial?

I say the Chat prick got it wrong about California.

The Eloi

Superficial I’m definitely not.

Those Blond people from the movie, The Time Machine. The Eloi. They were superficial.

The Eloi are humanlike creatures who are small, unintelligent, uncurious, weak, and also, importantly, benevolent and happy.

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I’m not superficial like the Eloi. Granted, I’m benevolent and happy. I don’t see myself as uncurious or stupid. Hey, I’m cooking up this blog, right? That makes me curious.

The Eloi were basically livestock.

They were farmed by the Morlocks. Trolls that lived underground. Ever so often the Morlocks called the Eloi to a tunnel opening and led a pack of them down under.

Where they ate them. Barbequed. Roasted. Baked. You name it. Just like we do with sheep and cows.

Those poor Eloi. It’s a fucking shame!

Good thing Rod Taylor showed up and saved their assess.

Why?

Right.

He was disgusted by them in the beginning.

But he came around finally and saved their assess from the Morlocks.

Weena had something to do with it.

Yvette Mimieux (January 8, 1942 – January 18, 2022) played Weena.

Okay, I’ve played the video a couple times

Three times.

Four times.

The Eloi remind me of me. Growing up on the beach. Surrounded by blond chicks.

Everybody’s blond.

Okay…I’m Superficial.

I’m thinking the Eloi got it made. Except they get eaten by the Morlocks. Without the Morlocks around to eat them they’d be sitting pretty. Who cares if you’re superficial. You’re enjoying your life. Dancing. Singing. Swimming. Screwing like Rabbits.

Are Rabbits superficial?

Not necessarily.

Of course it’s a Cliché, right?

Californians are not simply Superficial.

Unless you’re in L.A.

One other thing bothers me

I can’t get it out of my superficial mind.

Somebody designed a robot body to house the chat prick’s brain.

This is what they came up with.

Okay, call me superficial. I think I could do better than this.

I mean, lets be creative.

How about this:

That’s better.

Don’t you think?

Or how about this:

Yeah…

That’s the ticket!

Call me superficial.