the gloomy boomer

Sunday morning I’m sitting at my girlfriend Joan’s dining room table. Staring at my Del. That’s right, a Del. My laptop’s a Del. Just like my phone’s a Droid. I’m not a Apple dude. Give me gobs of money and I still won’t be a Apple dude. That’s throwing your money away. Just like buying new clothes is throwing your money away. Everything I buy is either second hand or cheap. This is why I don’t attract Fashion Models. I…

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